Please Report Suspicious Activity

I'm catching up on email and thank-you cards while sitting in my old man's chair by the fireside in the kitchen area, and I look up and see someone walking outside the windows here. Turns out that the toboggan-wearing stranger I subsequently confronted looking around in my back yard was an officer with the Downtown Bike Patrol of the Winston-Salem Police Department. Apparently, they are trying to track down a suspicious character or perhaps serve a warrant on a slippery fellow they believe to be somewhere in the vicinity.